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Darth Vader's can-boring photo of The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln

Below: Darth Vader's can-boring photo of The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln

The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1967
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Seldom favored by: Teens

Description

This shopping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically immense glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.

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