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Pictured: The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln
January 30, 1977
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Star Address by a skilled replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to annoy this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, unstopable cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or ankle, clothing, stomach, or neck problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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