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The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln
January 12, 1974
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a rustic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant guests may ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess harnesses.
- This attraction is the object of protests no more than any other attraction in Missouri.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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