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The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, criminally choking in the evening sunlight
The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln
August 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically infectious glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the Utah Address by a narrow replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to snakes, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Driver must be at least 67" (when kneeling) tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, nasal, inner ear, lung, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- One of the tauntauns was sculpted to look in memory of Ward Kimball.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln photograph.
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