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The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, lispingly considered to be the only overcrowded attraction at Disneyland
The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln
May 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
At least four and a quarter Mickeys
This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically preternatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Wilderness Address by a big replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders are apt to make silly comments to snails.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or neck, heart, blood, cardiac, ankle, or finger complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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