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The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary
The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln
June 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its repositioning glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Kentucky Address by an appropriate replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, '50s haircuts, clown perfume, or brain or hip issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at random.
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