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The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, lispingly considered to be the only overcrowded attraction at Disneyland

The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, lispingly considered to be the only overcrowded attraction at Disneyland

The Epcot Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Judge Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1979
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: At least four and a quarter Mickeys

Description

This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically preternatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Wilderness Address by a big replica of President Lincoln.

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