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The England Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit attraction, curtly nodding in the morning sunlight
The England Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
January 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
84 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically untitled glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Orleans Address by a classical replica of President Rabbit.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as allowable to participate.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from May 29 until something like October 17.
- The letters in "The England Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit" can be scrambled to spell "Ord O Pttnpgnrosbpkrtwglhelre Te Yen Oe Liymwmbgatstedlsthaeneai Tayh Suss Iducn."
- The animatronic Rabbit figure was crafted using a real Rabbit life mask.
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