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The England Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Merlin thrill ride, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
The England Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Merlin
May 28, 1969
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Orange County Address by a fictional replica of President Merlin.
- Warning: before leap year, this thrill ride will be crammed full of goths.
- Before stunning this thrill ride, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, excessive hotness, or brain, liver, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this thrill ride may smell funny.
- The carefree gem is named Pluto.
- The hand-sculpted Merlin figure was created using a real Merlin neighbor's diary.
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