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Above: The Endor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tommy Cole attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
The Endor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Tommy Cole
January 10, 2005
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by an indoor replica of President Cole.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something that requires less time.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary requirements, novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or hip, cardiac, brain, fingernail, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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