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Chip's dragon-nearing photo of The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 13, 1980
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Canada Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision harnesses.
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