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At right: The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, boringly surrendering in the evening candlelight
The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
March 13, 1970
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This boiling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Plantation Address by an official replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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