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The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a temple
The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 5, 1988
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the London Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, experience something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in Edison Square.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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