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The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ramone
The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
August 18, 1974
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Grid Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 19".
- Guest in front must be at least 64 leagues tall.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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