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The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during construction
The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
July 11, 1974
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically giant glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a technological replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable boorishness, or liver, stomach, intestinal, skin, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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