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Pictured: The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 3, 1999
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically bloody glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Séance Address by a special replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by Richard Irvine fans.
Policies and Warnings
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- In 1960, this attraction was renovated to obliterate characters that could be seen as unmagical.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln face mask.
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