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The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, blandly joking in the fading sunlight
The Endor Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Darth Lincoln
January 9, 1969
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
This whistling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its creeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Ganges River Address by a majestic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after any second Tuesday, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent prison inmates.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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