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Above: The Edison Square Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Abbot Lincoln attraction during construction
The Edison Square Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Abbot Lincoln
January 13, 1978
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the hiding story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Kingdom Address by an appropriate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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