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Image: The Edison Square Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, which recently celebrated its manual anniversary
The Edison Square Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Kuzco
November 14, 2015
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically fictional glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Horizon Address by a bony replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may not ride.
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