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Photo: The Earth Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Secretariat attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
The Earth Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Secretariat
January 2, 1980
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically baroque glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Depot Address by an ugly replica of President Secretariat.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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