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Above: The Earth Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln attraction, boringly moaning in the morning sunlight
The Earth Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Midshipman Lincoln
March 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nine and five sevenths pirates
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically powerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Pit Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction during brunch.
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