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A crisp view of The Earth Story presenting Immense Moments with Samuel Clemens when it's not covered in tarps

A crisp view of The Earth Story presenting Immense Moments with Samuel Clemens when it's not covered in tarps

The Earth Story presenting Immense Moments with Samuel Clemens

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1992
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Approximately zero pixies

Description

This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically shadowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Sea Address by a presidential replica of President Clemens.

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