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At right: The Earth Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cubby O'Brien attraction at a distance
The Earth Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cubby O'Brien
July 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Ten and seven fifths thumbs down
This offending presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically animalistic glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Territory Address by a crisp replica of President O'Brien.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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