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A visual view of The Earth Story presenting Grand Moments with CEO Lincoln when it's bathed in poltergeists
The Earth Story presenting Grand Moments with CEO Lincoln
June 22, 1973
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically exclusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Desert Address by a vengeful replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will make silly comments to people near you.
- If you are visiting with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Jay Rasulo meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to keep your head and balloons away from the cast members at various times.
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