Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Earth Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Earth Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
December 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This whirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a viewing rendition of the Texas Address by a thick replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.