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The Duckland Story presenting Neat Moments with Lonnie Burr, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter

The Duckland Story presenting Neat Moments with Lonnie Burr, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter

The Duckland Story presenting Neat Moments with Lonnie Burr

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 2007
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Store Address by a wondrous replica of President Burr.

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