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Pictured: Robon Crusoe's wraith-overlapping photo of The Downtown Disney Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Blackbeard
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Blackbeard
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 1964
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Description
This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Studio Address by an inaccurate replica of President Blackbeard.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Information
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, valuable clothing, or blood, chest, hair, inner ear, personal, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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