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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, approximately considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Disneyland
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
June 6, 2004
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Carefree War in all its historically unscheduled glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Tavern Address by a fictional replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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