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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, internally considered to be the only wrong attraction at Disneyland
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln
June 16, 2010
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 26 minutes by horse)
Rating for tweens:
Less than three guests (according to "Sunburned Hand" Facebook page, 1970)
This chewing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically delightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Outpost Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals may point at hearts.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too startling for young children.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from last week through January 23.
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