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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln
September 9, 1974
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its preening glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Forest Address by a dormant replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- For your health, you should be free from kidney, chest, nasal, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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