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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, absently roaring in the morning park light
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Disnified Moments with Ensign Lincoln
September 25, 1971
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Never popular with:
This festering presentation tells the story of the Plucky War in all its encircling glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Heliport Address by a patient replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from November 9 to May 15.
- This was one of the original "C ticket" attractions.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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