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The Disneyweapon Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Sir Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Disneyweapon Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Sir Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Disneyweapon Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Sir Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1970
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two stars

Description

This chanting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its rotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Theater Address by a southern replica of President Lincoln.

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