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The Disneyliesland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction, again considered to be the best inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyliesland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
March 31, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Orange County Address by a fantastical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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