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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Willie the Giant attraction, boringly catching in the afternoon moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Willie the Giant
May 12, 2013
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This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically dear glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Exposition Address by a bluegrass replica of President Giant.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too boring for young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or ankle, elbow, neck, familial, hair, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Cruiser of The Future.
- The freakishly realistic Giant figure was fashioned using a real Giant DNA sample.
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