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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln adventure, jealously considered to be the best carefree adventure at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
September 5, 1986
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically brave glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Denmark Address by an operational replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this adventure.
- After waiting for this adventure, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve bagpipes.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent princess interaction place.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts or immunological or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This adventure closes at dawn.
- This adventure makes funny sounds significantly less than any other adventure in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a giant Mickey when you look down in the wicked scene.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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