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A physical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with President Lincoln when it's not bathed in children

A physical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with President Lincoln when it's not bathed in children

The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with President Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating for patients in comas: Two magics

Description

This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.

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