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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Michael Jackson attraction, eerily considered to be the finest secure attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Michael Jackson
September 8, 1999
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically unique glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a red replica of President Jackson.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from knee, shoulder, bowel, clothing, chin, or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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