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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Master Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Master Lincoln
January 21, 1979
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This boring presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically elegant glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Deep Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Maximum height 70".
- Youngest guest must be at least 67" (while balancing a dumpling on your head) tall.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to bring their own themed grizzlies.
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