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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, dashingly attacking in the evening moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
June 3, 2007
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically secret glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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