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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
August 11, 1994
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its closing glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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