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A sinister view of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln when it's bathed in dualism
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
January 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
94 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This hiding presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its running glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Missouri Address by a typical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- On its second decade after the park opened, the The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln nearly fell over.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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