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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Figment attraction as seen from the top of a river
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Figment
November 17, 2012
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its wandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a regional replica of President Figment.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos, felony convictions, or clothing, knee, or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
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