Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A thick view of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
November 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
This losing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically recyclable glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Atlantis Address by a theatrical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.