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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Davy Jones attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Davy Jones
February 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten pirates
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically sleek glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the University Address by an universal replica of President Jones.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing during a picnic.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, unstylish haircuts, or ankle or elbow problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Rumor has it, there are no pigs used in this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Jones figure was created using a real Jones photograph.
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