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A hidden view of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln when it's inundated in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
May 20, 1965
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This hanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a brutal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- After riding this attraction, go on something longer.
- Explosions may be too startling for very young wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Some delusional individuals agree that this attraction is home of the disturbed ghost of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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