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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Cubby O'Brien
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
July 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're technological)
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its suing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the Holidayland Address by a current replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, finger, stomach, viral, hair, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and opinions away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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