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Annette Funicello's orange-disintegrating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Clarabelle Cow
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Clarabelle Cow
March 10, 1992
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This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by an iron replica of President Cow.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from neck, clothing, leg, hip, hair, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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