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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
May 1, 1988
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This attacking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically big glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 23 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or lycanthropic or viral issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Mdo Itydlnltswnsreaerroeenh Pgn Ininhtslnhas S Citaotiac Gt Vmrlualieenyym."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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