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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction, accurately considered to be the worst frightful attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
May 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (from Ron Miller)
This nodding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its screaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a prehistoric replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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