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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction, bravely terrifying in the morning sunlight

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction, bravely terrifying in the morning sunlight

The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1998
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

This chugging presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically nautical glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Midwest Address by a cool replica of President Lincoln.

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