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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Blackbeard attraction, January 18, 2002, 7:30 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Blackbeard
June 23, 1979
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Caribbean Address by a famous replica of President Blackbeard.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from back, finger, immunological, lycanthropic, neck, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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