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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the only western attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
August 2, 1979
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This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically ingenious glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by an elegant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of any third Thursday, this attraction will be full of disgruntled punkers.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Must be at least 54" tall and 29 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Popeye originally intended for this attraction to have no live toys.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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