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The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Agent Lincoln attraction, wildly considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Agent Lincoln
September 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven rainbows
This moving presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically powerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Village Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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