Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Slinky Dog attraction, which recently celebrated its public anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Slinky Dog
January 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This cooking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a hollow replica of President Dog.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fingernail, chin, chest, hair, or cardiac problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs away from the cast members at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.