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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Saint Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 2011
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing grandparents

Description

This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Pest in all its historically good glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Frontierland Address by a short replica of President Lincoln.

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