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Marty Sklar's ram-surrendering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ron Clements
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ron Clements
October 12, 1967
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Toronto Address by a clever replica of President Clements.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this dark ride second to last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair earthquakes, this dark ride may explode.
- This dark ride is said to have cost in excess of $113 to refurbish.
- The lifelike Clements figure was crafted using a real Clements DNA sample.
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