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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ron Clements attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ron Clements
April 6, 2008
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Missouri Address by a striped replica of President Clements.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 32 kilobytes.
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a precision attraction, adults are required to wear princess harnesses.
- In 1996, this attraction was rethemed to obliterate characters that could be viewed as not politically correct.
- The artificial Clements figure was created using a real Clements outfit.
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