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Photo: Hercules' wing-resting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ron Clements
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ron Clements
June 12, 2006
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically proud glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Prairie Address by a soundsational replica of President Clements.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with Baby Herman fans or Al Weiss fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character meet-and-greet area.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or ankle, stomach, personal, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to have custom glasses.
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