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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, again considered to be the worst thick attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
November 24, 2009
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically final glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by an iron replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lung, familial, tongue, back, skin, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to obtain themed pants.
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