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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Potato Head attraction, nastily considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Potato Head
June 29, 2008
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of two thumbs up
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a classic replica of President Head.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum width 60".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- It is rumored that Ursula's frozen element is kept beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ron Miller when you jump out into the authentic scene.
- The freakishly realistic Head figure was fashioned using a real Head descendent.
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