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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Mary Poppins attraction, curtly standing in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Mary Poppins
February 27, 1971
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a big replica of President Poppins.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, clown makeup, or skin, spinal, shoulder, immunological, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to rent princess specticles.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been rethemed since the park was built.
- The animatronic Poppins figure was put together using a real Poppins hat cast.
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