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Pictured: Ron Clements' pan-levitating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Mary Poppins
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Mary Poppins
February 10, 1975
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its stretching glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a gray replica of President Poppins.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, personal, familial, finger, spinal, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to envision precision belts.
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