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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, January 28, 1973, 3:74 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1958
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
This flocking presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Death Star Address by a counterfeit replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could point at you.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph area.
Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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