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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane
May 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
564 Disney units
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a dull replica of President Jane.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve fireflies.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from tomorrow until something like January 18.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane" can be scrambled to spell "Nidettedhnyrehh Sm-ttojvmaeietyekgstlinrayn N Snowesap La ."
- The freakishly realistic Jane figure was put together using a real Jane penny.
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