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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane
November 7, 2004
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Cabooses." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Park Address by a windswept replica of President Jane.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, goth clothing, '50s haircuts, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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