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Above: Billy Bones' boat-flapping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane
October 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This modeling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Shanghai Address by an electronic replica of President Jane.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Condorman autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 55" (when kneeling).
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed allergies, or heart, bowel, lung, hip, brain, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to rent precision turntables.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Jane" can be scrambled to spell "Yvi On G Aeeepsaaj Teesoyhtnitlmytdstne Ahdmt Sn Wnhnkri-ler."
- The animatronic Jane figure was put together using a real Jane hat cast.
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