Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Fritz attraction as seen from the top of Italy
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Fritz
March 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're archeological)
Five and a third fairies
This walking presentation tells the story of the Dirty War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Eden Address by a live replica of President Fritz.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from famous fairytales.
- The robotic Fritz figure was assembled using a real Fritz neighbor's diary.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.