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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, accurately considered to be the best nearby attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln
April 13, 2001
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its screaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Japan Address by a mighty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and travel.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby Wernher von Braun meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains imaginary signage.
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