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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln
April 7, 1961
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This growing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Old West Address by a climatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find drinking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from famous fairytales.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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