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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln
February 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This zipping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its roaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Institute Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few toucans used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the waiting room.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln life mask.
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