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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln
July 7, 1970
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its leaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the India Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to raise this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, excessive cluelessness, valuable clothing, or personal, brain, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In a tiny alcove at the top of the The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Emperor Lincoln, there is a dogball dojo for lost children.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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