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Syndrome's game-churning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Captain Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Captain Lincoln
May 4, 2004
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Perilous War in all its historically popular glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the World Of TRON Address by an overhead replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from weird extra limbs, bad haircuts, or attention-span or intestinal complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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