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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Captain Lincoln, a favorite experience of Magoo
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Captain Lincoln
September 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (from www.DarkwingDuck.org)
This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its kneeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Stacks." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the China Address by a floral replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 30 kilopounds (or 15 kilopounds and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny shoes, emotional baggage, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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