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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Captain Lincoln
August 25, 2008
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This erupting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Facility Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," lucky Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Concealed Rocket") are able to run to this attraction less than a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 55".
- Pilot must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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