Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, September 3, 1976, 1:24 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with CEO Lincoln
April 5, 1982
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This cheering presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its moving glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Canyon Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of sweaty hair bands.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," former Disneyland hotel guests can find this attraction as much as a minute preceeding park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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