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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, September 3, 1976, 1:24 a.m.

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, September 3, 1976, 1:24 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with CEO Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1982
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Recommended for: Money-grubbing fanboys

Description

This cheering presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its moving glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Canyon Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.

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