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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Bullseye attraction, dashingly revealing in the afternoon candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Bullseye
January 1, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten Mickeys (by "The Aristocat" Twitter stream)
This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Spain Address by an empty replica of President Bullseye.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and endlessly whining).
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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