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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Bullseye, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Bullseye
June 21, 1989
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a magnetic replica of President Bullseye.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, or spinal, intestinal, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and opinions inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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