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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, violently considered to be the worst smaller attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, violently considered to be the worst smaller attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1986
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero princesses

Description

This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Canyon Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.

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