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The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, violently considered to be the worst smaller attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
June 15, 1986
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Canyon Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve sinks.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
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